nascar

nascar
1. (NASCAR) (2877↑, 1288↓)
The official sport of in breeds, rednecks as well as white trash\!

Look at all those WT at the NASCAR race\!

2. (NASCAR) (2273↑, 834↓)
Turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours.

Jim: What's on TV today? Bob: NASCAR. Jim: Let's go to a movie.

3. (NASCAR) (2018↑, 937↓)
Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Jeff Gordon can be found in every Redneck's home. (NASCAR)

Author: Orff Bajsligan http://nascar.urbanup.com/1448868
4. (NASCAR) (1770↑, 993↓)
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks Coincedince? We think not.

The definition speaks for itself

5. (nascar) (1022↑, 380↓)
An event in which big car-shaped billboards, bearing the names of hundreds of corporations, are somehow driven around a track at very high speeds by smaller, human-shaped billboards

I don't understand how NASCAR does it. How do they get those billboards to go around the track so fast?

6. (nascar) (855↑, 453↓)
the only sport in the world that can completely empty out a Wal-Mart store of all people on every weekend. (i actully a race stock car on the dirt ovals, so LOL\!\!\!)

A good day to go to Wal-mart is on sunday. All of the normal customers home watching the nascar race and beating the fuck out of their wife/sister.

Author: just for a laugh http://nascar.urbanup.com/1655382
7. (NASCAR) (1150↑, 785↓)
The sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. An excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. It also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertisement than actual talent. And I do not care what all of you NASCAR fans say, everyone who associates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. I'm sorry, but I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation than a NASCAR race

Stupid White Redneck 1: Hey there bud, lets go sit on our asses and smoke cigarettes and drink shitty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the NASCAR race today. Then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage. Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.

8. (Nascar) (223↑, 88↓)
Formula 1 for rednecks.

NASCAR: N - Non A - Athletic S - Sport C - Centered A - Around R - Rednecks

9. (nascar) (466↑, 355↓)
A large group of redneck jack offs driving around in a circle for 3 or 4 hours with the sole purpose of determining which one has the biggest dick. For some reason society has deemed this activity a professional sport.

Why NASCAR is even mentioned on SportsCenter is beyond me.

10. (nascar) (253↑, 165↓)
National Stock Car Association... or something like that. Founded on the East coast of the US in 1947 by Bill France. Featured great drivers like Junior Johnson and Lee Petty in the '50s. Car's were almost completely (85-90%) stock, which in a bad thing when it comes to safety. Most tracks were very twisty, and on unpaved roads. Most early NASCAR stockers topped-out at around 110mph, give or take a few. Of course, 4-wheel drum brakes were standard fare, and they hadn't even though of roll bars or window netting until the early '60s. In a accident, drivers could be killed easily. Since cars back then were very primitive, driver's had to work alot harder and drive alot better than they do today, with the safety and the aerodynamics and the super hi-tech V8's. Chrylser and Oldsmobile were very involved with NASCAR in throughout the '50s. By the latter-half of the '60s, Ford/Mercury and Dodge/Plymouth were the only teams really involved with racing. Engineers had essentially just discovered aerodynamics, and cars such as the Ford Torino Talladega and Dodge Daytona incorporated the latest in hi-tech aerodynamic aids. Suspensions and drivetrains had also gotten considerably better, but not to the point were it took the 'fun" out of driving. Safety had improved vastly, too, in part because of a crash in which Richard Petty ended up with hundred of shards of glass in his eyes. Materials were made better and stronger, and multi-point roll-barrs were used. Materials were also made out off more-modern weight-saving meterials, in an effort to make the cars that much faster. Hemi cylinder heads were used on Ford and Mopar engines by around '64. Converting a normal wedge-headed engine to a hemi one added about 85hp. By the '70s, it became more of a business thing than really racing, with more and more money involved and cars getting less and less 'stock."

'60s Nascar stock cars Mopar Charger 500/Daytona, Road Runner Superbird Ford Torino Talladega, Mercury Cyclone Spoiler

Author: A person named Person http://nascar.urbanup.com/1488462
11. (nascar) (274↑, 192↓)
The offical sport of white trash everywhere

Come on youngin's yous missin nascar\!

12. (NASCAR) (300↑, 223↓)
A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.

I just don't understand NASCAR

13. (nascar) (381↑, 320↓)
a place where a bunch of rednecks come together and drive very fast hoping that blacks wont come and take that sport over to. also means a day out for the KKK\!\!\!

heh guys lets go get our sheets and watch jeff gordon crash. and then afterward we can catch us a nigger or two.

Author: pimpadoodledoo http://nascar.urbanup.com/1125730
14. (NASCAR) (214↑, 157↓)
What rednecks call a sport. NASCAR is purely about going in a oval, turning left for about a hundred laps, while wasting gas on their V-8s. NASCAR fanatics say NASCAR is a sport because the temperatures inside the car can reach 120F. But so do other forms of auto racing. Rallying requires more skill than just turning left. Super GT also has 120F temps inside cars, but they actually require REAL skill, not turning around some oval for 100 or so laps.

NASCAR is not a sport.

15. (NASCAR) (653↑, 601↓)
National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing A sport most popular in the South Eastern part of the United States. It consists of cars going around at very high speeds and can drivers can get seriously injured or die.

Don't forget to watch NASCAR race on Sunday.

16. (nascar) (174↑, 137↓)
Non Athletic Sport Causing Adult Retardation

I'm a retard... Lets watch NASCAR\!\!\!\!

17. (NASCAR) (201↑, 167↓)
Seemingly monotonous event where overpaid grease-monkeys drive around in shotty cars endorsed by various fast-food places and penis pills. Perhaps a cry of help originating from Lower Appalachia in a region known as Wal-Mart and Piggly-Wiggly Land. Note the resemblance of NASCAR to FASTCAR; perhaps a redneck auditory mishap. People who watch NASCAR are usually the same people who drive around in 1500 dollar cars, listen to Garth Brooks, and condemn people who have half an ounce of class.

The only thing to break the monotony of that thurr NASCAR race was that gnarly crash that killed Dale Earnheart Sr\! Perfect 10, 10, 10, and ooh, a 9.5 from the Russians; truly an atheletic event to bear witness to.

Author: Pimpmaster5000 http://nascar.urbanup.com/715094
18. (Nascar) (163↑, 131↓)
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks [budwieser][mullet] [fat chicks] [confederate flag] [pabst blue ribbon]

I was at the nascar race with cleetus and bubba pickin up some fat chicks and rockin with my mullet

19. (NASCAR) (174↑, 147↓)
Never Assume Southerners Can Actually Read

Joe was not well read, but man could he hold his own at the NASCAR preshow event. He won the drinking and sunburned event all from the comfort of his Budweiser jacuzzi that was strapped to the top of his tired hoopty.

Author: Jonathan Root http://nascar.urbanup.com/1613916
20. (nascar) (113↑, 90↓)
[NASCAR] The professional wrestling of motorsports run by a small group of corrupt promotors who select which driver or team to "push" in order to sell trinkets and t-shirts with that driver or team name on it. Sold out to sponsorships years ago and is without concern for legitimate competition. All cars are spec racers without a "stock" part on them. At least professional wrestling admits it's nothing but entertainment....

NASCAR is fixed, fake and otherwise only show

21. (NASCAR) (40↑, 21↓)
A sport that started with southern moonshine runners building cars faster than that of the law

Richard petty the king of nascar would be the best shine runner ever

22. (NASCAR) (92↑, 73↓)
The Redneck Mofia;

Watching a NASCAR race does for a white trash family in Tennessee what watching The GodFather Part II did for a lower-middle class Italian family in the Bronx in the late 70's.

23. (nascar) (57↑, 40↓)
Despite what Americans will tell you, it pales in comparison to Formula 1. They will try to say that Nascar is better because it has more races, but if they bothered to think first they'd realise that F1 is a World Championship, meaning lots of travel that takes up time. Nascar is confined to America and they don't have to travel far to get to the next race. Nascar is also very unpopular outside America, someone here said it's getting popular all over the world including Ireland which is a complete lie. It's not shown on any TV channels in Ireland, it gets absolutely NO media coverage and is widely regarded as the laughing stalk of motorsport outside of USA. They'll also say things like "I'd like to see you drive one at 300kph\!". Well F1 cars can go over 370kph on road courses despite over 10 tonnes of total aerodynamic and mechanical downforce, and if you've seen the Monaco GP you'd know how skilled the drivers are to race at over 300kph with metal barriers right next to the track. If they put F1 cars on an oval they'd be around the 400kph mark. In testing at airstrips they have been over 500kph before, the sorts of speeds top-fuel dragsters do and yet F1 cars have normally aspirated engines, no super or turbochargers, no ABS, no launch control, massive restrictions on aerodynamics and tyres and so on. F1 is also the richest and most watched sport in the world, the teams spend a combined total of over $2.5 billion per year developing the cars and still make a profit from the sport. It's also watched on TV by an average of 2.5 billion people per race. They'll also say that races are won at the start and there's no passing, which is total BS. People who say this are just proving how little they know about F1 because there's passing at every race, including the Monaco GP. So all these idiots who think Nascar is the best are in denial, F1 is ahead in every area. Rough costs of F1 teams combined (in American dollars): Wind Tunnel Operation (wind tunnels run 24 hours a day, they never stop developing the aero of the cars): $70,210,000 Car Manufacturing costs: $20,110,000 Research & Development: $175,680,000 Operating cars at tests: $359,680,000 Team Salaries: $313,640,000 Engine budgets: $1,087,500,000 Driver Salaries: $141,100,000 Travel and Accomodation: $82,880,000 Corporate entertaining: $54,150,000 Operating cars at races: $232,060,000 Final cost: $2,537,010,000

Remember, they still make a profit, that's how popular F1 is around the world. Nascar sucks.

Author: i speak the truth. ­ http://nascar.urbanup.com/4072508
24. (nascar) (42↑, 24↓)
WE'RE TURNING LEFT\!\!\!\!

southern accented nascar driver: WE'RE TURNING LEFT\!\!\!\!

25. (nascar) (101↑, 87↓)
the dumbest thing in the world, its a sport that attracts white trash.

Oh, im gonna go to the nascar race tonight. ummmmm...can you say REDNECK\!?\!?

Author: Abby Automatic http://nascar.urbanup.com/2417008
26. (NASCAR) (116↑, 102↓)
An excuse to drink [[beer]], with races usually boring and long in length, gratified only by the cataclysmic crashes observed by inebreiated [[white people]]. Simplified to turning left over and over again, it is the most [[retarded]] type of racing. NASCAR also has an innumberable amount of official sponsors, from [[Dominos]] to [[Best Western]].

Bob: "Hey, it's been 342 laps, don't you think this NASCAR race has gotten a bit repetitive?" Jim: "Hell no\! My moneh sez \#4 is gonna crash and burn\!"

27. (nascar) (57↑, 45↓)
A weak excuse for a sport. A good excuse to get drunk and show your tits. Say what you want about nascar, but it is better than watching: dance competions, bowling, the kentucky derby, dog shows, & any reality show.

Nascar.... get drunk & get naked

Author: jeff gordon is gay http://nascar.urbanup.com/3029754
28. (NASCAR) (60↑, 48↓)
A so-called sport in which the most physical activity involved is turning the steering wheel left for four hours. That's all there is to it, no skill whatsoever. And if the driver turns right, a crash occurs. Highly favored by the lower class redneck person, who would rather spend his tax return on getting into the Daytona 500 and watching rednecks drive their billboard-cover cars in an oval than buy some decent clothing for his/her family.

Hey Darrell\! Quit duct taping the whole damn porch down and watch some NASCAR with us\!

Author: Deathgrind \> you http://nascar.urbanup.com/2727909
29. (NASCAR) (12↑, 1↓)
The phrase "Nice Car" stated in a redneck accent.

Normal White American Citizen (Pointing to a brand new BMW): Wow\! That's a nice car you've got there\! Redneck (Pointing to an old rusty pickup truck): Nope. That right there is a purty nascar.

30. (NASCAR) (12↑, 1↓)
A 2 man kegstand in which the gentleman drinking the alcohol props his legs on the shoulders of the tap holder. The holder then must jack off the drinker in an attempt to cause him to ejaculate before he comepletes the kegstand.

I couldn't believe it...Dan NASCAR'd Tony in under 20 seconds. He barely had a chance to drink\!\!\!

31. (Nascar) (106↑, 96↓)
A game in which rednecks compete to see who can drive a car around in a large oval over and over in the least amount of time. For some reason, this is supposed to be fun to watch.

"Gawdayum it, don'tchoo make fun of that thar Nascar or I'll kick yur aiyss\!"

32. (nascar) (98↑, 88↓)
A guy said that Nascar is a sport. Its not. He said its the best sport in the world. Its a lame excuse to allow hillbillies world wide to come together and watch a car go around a track 210 times. Its also a bad excuse to use up whats left of Americas oil supply and claim war of the middle east.

Man That Nascar is gay.

33. (nascar) (131↑, 121↓)
Nascar is one of the more pointless "sports" in America.

The reason most nascar fans are republican is you have to be a moron to enjoy watching cars drives in circles.

34. (NASCAR) (28↑, 19↓)
See: [waste of time] The most pathetic excuse for a "sport" ever invented. NASCAR is a complete waste of time, money, gas and oil. NASCAR contributes absolutely nothing to the American Society and the only thing that NASCAR supports are [capitalism] and corporations and helping the rich get richer. NASCAR is a waste of money and everyone involved with it is wasting their lives on it rather than doing more important things like trying to finger out why we are here in the universe. See: [evolution] and [philosophy]

Unfortunately, for the ignorant, idiotic and retarded masses; Society has categorized this pointless tedious and imbecilic activity as "entertainment". Only duller-minded people who don't know what true fun is would find NASCAR entertaining. Basically, it's a bunch of crap and is only wasting natural resources like gas and oil.

35. (NASCAR) (29↑, 20↓)
Nascar is just a word that stands for what it is. Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Bubba : Holy ****\! Johnny: What?\!?\!? Bubba: He's making a left turn\! Johnny: Oh man\! This is some wacked up ****\! Bubba: **** Nascar

36. (nascar) (99↑, 90↓)
Nascar is one of the more pointless sports in america. The least they could do is turn right and left, instead of just left ( yes, i know there road courses they race on, but leave that to the real pros of [F1] and Le Mans) people in America complain about the loss of natural resources, when a good lot of fuel is consumed every nascar race day by the drivers, as well as the beer bellied fans. Those who enjoy nascar are slow to realize that american cars and engines are the worste in the world. F1 has no Ford.. or Dodge.. or Chevrolet. They have BMW, Ferrari, and BAR Honda... all of which are much more highly respected than there american counterparts. the engineers of F1 were let loose to design the fastest car imaginable.( while still being able to turn) they came out of the draft room with a car that could go nearly 300 MPH, and stick to the ceilings with so much downforce.

Nascar sucks all around compared to Formula 1

37. (nascar) (216↑, 207↓)
An excuse for rednecks to take off their shirts and drink pabst blue ribbon while watching a bunch of overpaid pussies to turn left a billion times.

Instead of fucking my sister, I think I'll go to the Nascar race today.

38. (nascar) (24↑, 16↓)
the easiest sport to follow while drunk...... all you have to do is watch all the cars to left turn after left turn after left turn.

"Dude im sooo drunk. i cant do anything right now..."sure you can lets go watch some rednecks play lets all make as many left turns was we can.... or nascar for short\!"

39. (NASCAR) (34↑, 26↓)
A league of 'stock car' racing, more popular to hillfolk and rednecks. NASCAR vehicles are modified to the point of not even looking like cars. most NASCARS are pretty ugly too with all those colors...yehhck. dont ever give a Hotwheels NASCAR to a baby, they might mistakee it for candy. Nascar racing requires almost no skill. if you want real racing, try Le Mans. Corvette, Aston Martin, Porsche, McLaren, Mercedes, Panaz, Viper... on mixed terrain tracks, with more than 1 turn, high speeds, and much cooler cars.

a Corvette C6.R or Mercedes Sauber C9 can chew up and crap out 10 NASCAR vehicles at once

40. (nascar) (37↑, 29↓)
a so-called sport whose fans represent the millions of americans that voted for george bush a second time; drunk morons that either drive in circles or watch other drunk morons drive in circles

nascar has the largest fan base of any "sport" in america- america has a lot of drunk morons

41. (NASCAR) (39↑, 31↓)
A boring "sport" where a bunch of cars go around in a big circle for like 2 hours. The only exciting part is when someone crashes and there's a lot of fire. Watching NASCAR is a huge event in the South, like soccer in Europe. Similar to horse racing only there's no legalized betting.

Billy Joe: Hey there cousin, wanna go watch that there NASCAR at paw's house? I just love watching them cars go round and round. Mary-Ellen: Well shucks cousin, I reckon I would like to, but I think we oughta be getting hitched first.

42. (nascar) (109↑, 101↓)
It's not a sport, because it does not take athletic ability, and it is not a game because it is not fun to watch or play, it is RACING, The most boring thing on earth. You drive 500 times around a track and people actually watch it on TV? Or to actually go to one of these NASCAR matches in the blazing heat? WTF is wrong with these NASCAR fans anyway? They are either VERY easily amused or just stupid.

nascar is the best sport ever\!\!\!\!\! OMG, they dfrive around all de time and sometime dey get in accidentz\!\!\!\!\! OHHH, look at da prettie colooorz and de fire\!\!\! Ohhhhhh, fire.... so nice\!\!\!

43. (NASCAR) (84↑, 76↓)
Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races. Not All Southerners Care About Racing

Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR? Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?

Author: superslacker87 http://nascar.urbanup.com/1618335
44. (NASCAR) (83↑, 75↓)
a stupid hick "sport" in which 43 guys drive around in circles for 3 hours..wooo exciting. all you people who can auctually stay awake for those 3 or 4 hours should really see a doctor. or atleast watch a Champ Car or F1 race...they are auctually entertaing. And the only reason most women watch NASCAR is because they think some driver is cute or whatnot...which totally defies the point of auctually watching it. pffff stupid waste of TV time.

Mother:"Today is your dentist appt. for your root canal. Of course if you would rather watch the NASCAR race, you can stay home..." Son: "NO WAY\! I'd rather go to the dentists\!"

45. (NASCAR) (81↑, 73↓)
A poor excuse for motorsport which can it can thank all it's success on its marketing of high speed crashes, and the inability of it's fans to understand what is happening if they cannot see it. Just slotcar racing for adults. and toosl.

"No one won today's Daytona 500 as the entire feild was wiped out at the first corner."

46. (nascar) (78↑, 70↓)
National Association of Stupid Cracker Ass Rednecks

Please promote healthy interbreeding of the caucasian race by boycotting NASCAR.

47. (NASCAR) (131↑, 123↓)
a so called "sport" (its really not) that involves a bunch of shiny fiberglass cars going around in circles. the sport generally attracts chunky hicks and rednecks no matter how you try to warp it. People of low IQ make up for it in their knowledge of NASCAR.

Billy Bob:"Man i sho do love all them shiny cars goin 'round that there track ya'll" Sam:"I love NASCAR more than i love bisquits and gravy"

48. (NASCAR) (151↑, 143↓)
The redneck, white trash version of auto racing. You have to be 100% trash to think this is true racing: A bunch of losers driving around in an OVAL with soft banked turns. For the love of God you ignorant inbred bastards, watch F1 or IRC to have an idea what a REAL car race is like. I'd bet my house that any of the "pilots" of NASCAR would get his lard ass handed to him at either of those series.

I watched 5 minutes of a NASCAR race. What an insult to car racing. I want my 5 minutes back,

Author: NASCAR is for rednecks http://nascar.urbanup.com/770331
49. (NASCAR) (102↑, 94↓)
N - Non A - Athletic S - Sport C - Created A - Around R - RedNecks

There is a NASCAR event going on in town

Author: RedNeck Hater http://nascar.urbanup.com/622969
50. (nascar) (130↑, 122↓)
a bunch of rednecks runing in circles
51. (nascar) (164↑, 156↓)
A bunch of cars go counter-clockwise in a circle seemingly endlessly, except for the 2 or so road courses. The shittiest excuse for racing in existence.

Who the hell would watch NASCAR instead of real racing like F1 or WRC

Author: pro-nun-see-A-shun http://nascar.urbanup.com/160148
52. (nascar) (126↑, 118↓)
having to make only left turns like those redneck pussies driving around in counter clockwise circles wishing that they had enough grey matter to learn how to turn right. The least challenging form of motorsport, and the most popular in america proving once again that our nation is fucked up\!\!\! Thanks George W\!\!\!\! Even motorcycle racing takes place in the rain. For those rednecks out there a motorcycle has two wheels and no roof and is capable of the same speeds of a nascar. (they can turn right also.)

There is a parade in my neighborhood so to get home I had to go nascar.

53. (NASCAR) (37↑, 30↓)
Automobile racing of the southern United States and Bible Belt that only rednecks like.

I hate NASCAR and prefer Indy Racing instead.

54. (NASCAR) (220↑, 213↓)
A "sport" revolved around building cars and going in circles, ovals, whatever. The thing that makes NASCAR such a nonsport is that you use a fucking CAR. There is no specific talent that is required in NASCAR, you are depending on a CAR and you get mechanics to do that for you. So really all you are doing is driving for 6 hours. Woop dee doo, I've driven a car longer. Stop being a wuss. If NASCAR is a sport then walking is a sport as long as it is in competition. After all you are exerting energy, using technique, and working out to keep in shape. So if you think walking is a sport. Then sure, NASCAR is a sport too.

"Damn, I missed lap 156-167, did I miss anything important?" "No, they are still doing the same thing that they were doing on lap 1-156."

55. (nascar) (5↑, 1↓)
When a penis turns to the left

His penis only turns left like a NASCAR.

Author: Silly silly Willy http://nascar.urbanup.com/6060954
56. (nascar) (39↑, 35↓)
National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

Some people like baseball, I like Nascar. Its the best.

57. (Nascar) (62↑, 60↓)
Racing sport. To some, it's trash. To others, it's a way of life. Apparently, anyone with a passion for motorsports will know it's shit. Rednecks watch it and hoplessly support the sport. It has ruined Speedvision and turned it into Redneck TV, along with the occasional race where the racers turn RIGHT. TRASHCAR is soon to become the root of all evil.

No longer can I see WRC events in the daytime due to this stupid excuse of a sport taking over Speedvision. Real racers turn right.

58. (nascar) (97↑, 95↓)
Shitty excuse for a sport where shitty cars (tauruses, monte carlos, stratuses, and other FWD pieces of shit) are transformed into rolling cereal boxes that don\\'t come anywhere near the car they are claiming to be racing, ladened with irrelevant advertisements that add to the cars already unatractive ness that even with decent fans would be boring. If you want to see skill watch drivers drifting through the woods at a buck ten on ice in cars you can buy at you local dealership (WRC). Or F1.

I like how i can relate to the race because it involves real life situations like cars that actually exist with real lights and street legality and turns in only one direction.

Author: A real autosport enthusiast http://nascar.urbanup.com/1217037
59. (nascar) (83↑, 82↓)
The most pointless "sport" in the world. Nearly worse tha golf, but not quite because it has cars instead of horny old guys with clubs.

John Doe- "Man, nascar is the stupidest thing on earth...almost as bad as those horny old fucks with clubs."

Author: Won't you come see me, queen jane? http://nascar.urbanup.com/1911127
60. (NASCAR) (3↑, 3↓)
Not A Sport, Crazy Ass Redneck. In order for something to be considered a sport, the participants must be athletes. Drivers are NOT athletes, therefore NASCAR is: Not A Sport, Crazy Ass Redneck. -___-.

"Hey, did you happen to see the wreck on lap 231 of the Daytona 500??" "No, -___-. I only watch sports, and NASCAR doesn't qualify."

Author: SportsFanatic_93 http://nascar.urbanup.com/6154200
61. (nascar) (0↑, 0↓)
a non atlhetic spoet centered around rednecks where they sit around watching the cars turn left 500 times

nascar is dumb.

62. (NASCAR) (1↑, 1↓)
An American stock car auto racing series. Certainly used to be fun to watch, then CEO Brian France destroyed it with the Chase for the Cup, the Car of Tomorrow, and his incessant ways of changing the rules, letting Jimmie Johnson cheat and win, and trying to be the auto racing monopoly of the United States. Sorry Brian, but your racing series is a corrupt good ol' boys society.

DW: That NASCAR race sure is exciting out there, look who's cheat... leading out there, ol 5-time Jimmie in the Lowe's Car\! Larry: NASCAR is certainly playing favori- *2-HOUR COMMERCIAL BREAK*

63. (nascar) (71↑, 72↓)
1. Non Athletic Sport Centred Around Rednecks 2. NASCAB 3. [Neckcar]

Any sport with this many derogatory nicknames can't be that good...

64. (NASCAR) (3↑, 5↓)
NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing). Started in 1947. The most awesome sport ever. It is not just for rednecks or white trash. Nor is it just left turns, as there are road courses too.

NASCAR is awesome\!

Author: Me, not you. So leave. http://nascar.urbanup.com/6029400
65. (nascar) (71↑, 73↓)
Probably the gayest motorsport ever made. Based on shitty cars such as a Dodge Intrepid, Ford taurus, or a chevy Monte Carlo that are commonly found in rental car parking lots. The race cars weigh 3000 pounds and (500 pounds are from sponsor decals)as opposed to an F1 car that weighs close to 1000 pounds. I will admit that nascar does require some athletic and driving talent (you need strength due to no power steering and brakes and the lateral G's do take a toll on one's body, the cockpit can reach 140 degrees so when you add all that fire proof cloths and 3 hours in the car you can lose almost 5 pounds in water) but no where near that of WRC, F1, IRL,CART or ALMS. This sport is backed by ignorant rednecks that won't bother to discover the true excitement that other motorsports have to offer.

FUCK NASCAR\!\!\! watch WRC, IRL, F1, or ALMS that have real cars and real talented drivers.

66. (NASCAR) (1↑, 4↓)
Getting shit-faced, standing around in 110 degree weather, and watching cars drive around in a circle for hours on end. Then attempting to perform what you just witnessed on the way home, only to get pulled over buy a state trooper.

We're gonna go get some NASCAR action later, you wanna come too, cuz?\!

Author: Unknown Stylz http://nascar.urbanup.com/5835941
67. (NASCAR) (19↑, 22↓)
GOOO FAST TUURRRNNN LEEFT.

"NASCAR. Gay? Pointless."

68. (NASCAR) (63↑, 66↓)
National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing. also know as the second most popular sport in the United States of America. second only to the NFL.

NASCAR is the most popular form of racing in North America

69. (Nascar) (0↑, 4↓)
When someone or somthing is extremly redneck or country. Its like an oval then ima turn to the left.

Damn thats the third time the police have been over to Rick's house this week for beating know thats Nascar. Look at that idot with chilli salse all over him hes fucking Nascar. That guys is throwing up Busch Light everywhere thats fucking Nascar. All that guy does it drink beer and work on his car wow thats Nascar. That Guy smoked a pack of reds in a hour thats Nascar. I think hes been on a crystal meth smoking bender for a week thats nascar. That guy has 4 girls names tattoed on to him and three of then are crossed out thats Nascar as fuck.

Author: Radric Johnson http://nascar.urbanup.com/6042816
70. (nascar) (71↑, 75↓)
fucking redneck krackers that came from small towns racing in the biggest cars they have ever seen in there life. National Association Shitty Cracker Assholes Rednecks

Instead of going to the KKK riot I am goin to fuck my sister and go to a NASCAR race and get drunk and piss on a car. p.s. Fuck all redneck crakers

71. (Nascar) (0↑, 5↓)
Nickname given to a guy that [wheels] nicely.

sup Nascar

Author: easytoremember http://nascar.urbanup.com/5576601
72. (NASCAR) (69↑, 75↓)
ridiculously stupid, or something that is the extreme in a negative way

Touched By An Angel is so NASCAR\!

73. (Nascar) (72↑, 78↓)
A "sport" consisitng of a bunch of rednecks driving around in circles. Possibly the gayest thing i have ever seen in my entire life. The drivers are not athletes because they DRIVE. When i drive around in my car, i dont consider myself an athlete. Its not even fun to watch if your drunk. How gay is that?

Nascar is gay because it is for rednecks who think it is a sport.

Author: Nascar is Gay http://nascar.urbanup.com/870787
74. (NASCAR) (26↑, 33↓)
Not a sport, but a league that sanctions stock car racing in the United States, Mexico and Canada. Stands for "National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing". The league has its roots in the Prohibtion era when moonshiners would soup up their cars to outrun the police in the Southeastern United States. After prohibiton was repealed, these former moonshiners began racing each other in their souped up cars. In 1948, they founded the National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) because they were tired of scrupulous promoters who kept ropping off fans and drivers. After a period of growth from the league's founding to the 1980s, the league began to grow outside the Southeastern United States thanks in part to TV ratings and a driver by the name of Jeff Gordon as well as legend Dale Earnhardt. However, the league took a huge blow when Earnhardt was killed in stock car racing's premeir event, the Daytona 500 in 2001. Today, the lauge is one of the more popular sports leagues in the United States and is beginning to grow fanbases in other countries. The league has three major series and several regional series. The main three are the Camping World Truck Series (Formerly Craftsman Truck) which, as the name says, races pick-up trucks. The second is the Nationwide Series, which is the secondary series in NASCAR. The third is the Sprint Cup, which is the league's premeir divison, and where you'll see some of the best auto racers in the world. As stated prviously, the league also has two Canadian and Mexican series, which are the Canadian Tire Series and the Corona Series, respectively. The league sanctions stock car racing. "Stock" cars are a type of race car that resembles a street car, hence the term "stock", compared to Indy and Formula 1 cars, which are open-wheeled racers. The four body types are: Chevrolet Impala, Ford Fusion, Dodge Charger and Toyota Camry. One of the main (and stupid) criticisms of NASCAR is that it is not a sport. In a sense, this is correct. It is a league, a sanctioning body, like FIA. Stock car racing is the sport it sanctions. Saying that NASCAR is not a sport is silly. If you say that, then you will have to say that auto racing is not a sport, either. NASCAR racing involves strategy, including when to make a pit stop, which groove to take on the track and how to manage fuel and tires. Also, as some people have said on UD, going 3 g's in these cars takes a major toll on a person's body. The drivers are some of the most athletic people around. Another dumb criticism is that it is "boring". It is almost a guarantee that anyone who says this has most likely never been to a race live and has only seen it on TV. Being at a NASCAR-sanctioned event is one of the most thrilling moments in anyone's life. You have not lived until you see a train of 43 cars roar past you either when the green flag waves or when they're simply passing by. TV just does not capture the excitement of being at a live race. A legitimate criticism, however, is that there are too many oval races, which is somewhat valid. NASCAR does need to add more road course races to the Sprint Cup schedule. While the oval tracks range from 1/2-mile short tracks to 2 1/2-mile "superspeedways", road courses will liven the series up. Another silly criticism of NASCAR is that it is only for rednecks. In reality, NASCAR has expanded outside its birthplace, the American Southeast, to areas around the United States, while at the same time remaining true to its roots. At the same time, the sport's fanbase has grown, as well. The fanbase is now diverse and includes people in Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Canada, Mexico and even among whites, blacks, Latinos and Asians. There are also NASCAR fans in Europe. They're just not as known. Many people who do not identify as rednecks will tell you that they are proud NASCAR fans. In fact, the are driver in NASCAr who were born outside the United States, Juan Pablo Montoya being one example. While this definition is a good defense of NASCAR, it is not perfect and one should simply look at the league's strengths before making a swift and foolish judgement. Anyone who wants to know more should go http://www.nascar.com or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASCAR

Only idiots who have never been to a race hate NASCAR. They really need to look into it more to rally see how good stock car racing is. It's better than formula 1, that's for sure\!

75. (NASCAR) (50↑, 57↓)
1) The Great American Billboard Race 2) An event in which otherwise skilled drivers fail to display the true extent of their abilities

1) My 'Home Depot' beat your 'Best Buy'\! 2) Yeah, I'm sure it's hard, but would a right turn every now and then hurt that much?

76. (NASCAR) (13↑, 21↓)
A sport that was formed in 1948. NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. There are tracks across the country of the United States. The two main types of tracks are Circle tracks and Road courses (there aren't just circle tracks, you know). The season starts off with the Daytona 500, as the biggest race in NASCAR. NASCAR has three main leagues: The Sprint Cup Series (which is the more famous), the Nationwide Series, and the Camping World series, where the drivers race trucks instead of cars. In the Sprint Cup Series, there are 43 drivers per race over a given number of laps based on how many miles the race is (Daytona 500 means 500 miles).

Did you see the [NASCAR] race last Sunday? I didn't get to see who won; I hope it was Dale Jr.

77. (NASCAR) (25↑, 33↓)
N.on A.thletic S.port C.entered A.round R.ednecks Actually a grueling auto sport that has a tremendous following of fans in the U.S.A.. Recently involving a shift of sponsorship availability that reflects the current economic mindset of corporate "thinktanks" and the American "public".; Doom and gloom,with but a few optimistic patriots left, the future of the hetero sport hangs in check. Evolved from "politically incorrect" sponsorship from beer and cigarette manufacturers,to cell-phone and insurance giants. Next step ; The Playtex Cup, or The GentleGlide Cup. MANUP \!

"Maybe if they had some steroid busts,or teenager rape accusations, NASCAR could compete with" AMERICAN IDLE".

78. (Nascar) (44↑, 52↓)
Despite what Americans will tell you, it pales in comparison to Formula 1. They will try to say that Nascar is better because it has more races, but if they bothered to think first they'd realise that F1 is a World Championship, meaning lots of travel that takes up time. Nascar is confined to America and they don't have to travel far to get to the next race. Nascar is also very unpopular outside America, someone here said it's getting popular all over the world including Australia which is a complete lie. It's not shown on any TV channels in Australia, it gets absolutely no media coverage and it's widely regarded as the laughing stock of world motorsport. They'll also say things like "I'd like to see you drive one at 300kph\!". Well F1 cars can go over 370kph on road courses despite over 10 tonnes of total aerodynamic and mechanical downforce, and if you've seen the Monaco GP you'd know how skilled the drivers are to race at over 300kph with metal barriers right next to the track. If they put F1 cars on an oval they'd be around the 400kph mark. In testing at airstrips they have been over 500kph before, the sorts of speeds top-fuel dragsters do and yet F1 cars have normally aspirated engines, no super or turbochargers, no ABS, no launch control, massive restrictions on aerodynamics and tyres and so on. F1 is also the richest and most watched sport in the world, the teams spend a combined total of over $2.5 billion per year developing the cars and still make a profit from the sport. It's also watched on TV by an average of 2.5 billion people per race. They'll also say that races are won at the start and there's no passing, which is total BS. People who say this are just proving how little they know about F1 because there's passing at every race, including the Monaco GP. So all these idiots who think Nascar is the best are in denial, F1 is ahead in every area.

Rough costs of F1 teams combined (in American dollars): Wind Tunnel Operation (wind tunnels run 24 hours a day, they never stop developing the aero of the cars): $70,210,000 Car Manufacturing costs: $20,110,000 Research & Development: $175,680,000 Operating cars at tests: $359,680,000 Team Salaries: $313,640,000 Engine budgets: $1,087,500,000 Driver Salaries: $141,100,000 Travel and Accomodation: $82,880,000 Corporate entertaining: $54,150,000 Operating cars at races: $232,060,000 Final cost: $2,537,010,000 Remember, they still make a profit, that's how popular F1 is around the world.

Author: Rammstein Rule\! http://nascar.urbanup.com/1283737
79. (NASCAR) (45↑, 55↓)
A sport in which real men drive 800 HP beast, in 110 degree enclosed race cars. Where more than just left turns happen. As spotters help the driver around the race track. notifying the racers.. who is passing them.. where there are cars stopped on a track. or where to go when there's an accident on track. Pit crews Turn out 13-16 second pit stops changing 4 tires with a convetional jack, air wrench and add fuel by using a large gas can that can contain 10 gallons. The use of stereo types like rednecks or Hicks, hillbillies or others were offensive in the 70-80s.. but not today. NASCAR is no longer a Redneck/ Hick sport. And to all who dont like it. Dont bother bashing it. plain and simple. F1 Has its down sides. A carousel of left and right turns... where passing is a rare occasion. Where the pole sitter finishes where he started And never moved a single position in the race. Indy Also makes left hand turns on ovals as well... And thats any better? Its just as boring as you claim NASCAR is. Not to mention its the longest most enduring Venue in any motorsport. 41 weeks a year NASCAR teams prepare, and race. And with only Three breaks a season. Most drivers do over 60 races a season in NASCAR. From racing in the NASCAR Sprint Cup series, NASCAR Nationwide series, and NASCAR Craftsmen Truck Series. Not to mention the lack of traction a stock car can have. AND.. NO DRIVING ASSIST (points fingers at Formula 1) Stock cars have no traction control. Pit speed limiters, stability assist... Nothing. Not even A MPH Gauge or Fuel Gauge. Speed in NASCAR is measured by TIME, and RPM, Fuel is measured by a Fuel Pressure gauge. NASCAR May have its downsides. But People who insult are no better. think twice before you speak. and choose your words carefully.

The coca cola 600 is a 600 mile race at the lowes motorspeedway. Its the longest race in the NASCAR scheduel. The race can take up to 6 hours. and The drivers physical states are pushed to the limit. Hydration is a major factor in NASCAR. Just ask Matt Kenseth. Point is. It takes real men to drive a vehicle that you have no control over and to race in that vehicle for 4 hours in a 110 degree racecar is true endurance.

Author: Joe1680--077794 http://nascar.urbanup.com/3116354
80. (NASCAR) (31↑, 42↓)
The only sport white people excel at. (also nas-car, but never nas-coon, or black-car.)

White Guy\#1: Well the black guys beat us in football, basketball, baseball, hell even golf, lets race around in circles and have sex with our sisters. White Guy\#2: Yeah, at least they won't laugh at our small penises\! Both: Ha-ha-ha\! NASCAR\!

81. (nascar) (60↑, 71↓)
A bunch of idiots going right for way too long. Are you friggin' kidding me? These guys think going in circles makes them look fast? Trying turning right every now and then you flamin' idiots\! F1 and the WRC drivers have more skill in their big toe nail than these rednecks\!

Let's all get together and drink beer at the Nascar event and look like total retards\! MAybe someone will crash so we actually have some art for the living room\!

82. (NASCAR) (17↑, 30↓)
currently NASCAR(National Association For Stock Car Auto Racing) is the biggest sanctioning body for proffessional motorsports worldwide. It's elite cup series is currently the most sought after division in racing worldwide. While many unedjucated people call nascar a hick sport, recently several international drivers and world champions from a variety of backgrounds have entered the nascar ranks. also it's crew chiefs, drivers, engine builders and fabricators posses some of the best craftmanship and intellegence America has to offer. The cup series also offers the most useful innovations to it's manufacture. from tire technology to safety everything in nascar has to be mass produced which makes it easily transferable to passenger vehicles. in addition to it's top seeries nascar sanctions races all across north america. nascar racing is the most action packed form of motorsports on the market, with huge wrecks, rediculous speeds and the closest finishes week in and week out which is why it has such a huge fan base

tim: you gonna watch the nascar race this sunday? bob: does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

83. (nascar) (33↑, 46↓)
the second most spectated sport in the us behind the nfl. It consists of 43 cars going speeds up to 200 mph on oval or road course tracks (just like the irl but the cars in nascar look actually like cars while irl cars look like sticks on wheels) everyone is wrong saying that nascar is only for rednecks when its not. so everyone who stereotypes nascar fans should shut up.

nascar was started in 1949

Author: norman calica http://nascar.urbanup.com/2623968
84. (nascar) (47↑, 61↓)
So far I've gathered that all these people believe NASCAR is full of rednecks and that whoever wins the race is decided by how fast their car is. True, NASCAR was founded in the Southeast and still has a very large following in that region. But it is now a worldwide sport. The majority of the races are outside of the Southeast and most of the drives are from North and out West. As for the non tallent part. All of these guys have gone through intense training. In racing there is something called the traction circle theory. A tire has only a certain amount of traction and in order to go fast and win races you have to keep it on the edge of traction at all times. This means when you brake you have to brake as hard as you can without spinning the tires, then you back off the brakes and wheel it into the corner, eventually you are going to have to combine turning out of the corner and accelerating at all times not breaking traction. A good car certaintly helps to win races. Thats why Hendrick Motorsports is doing so well because they have fast cars. But you couldn't walk out there and hop in a fast car and win a race. You guys are used to BS driving on the highway and stuff like that, not pushing the car to its true limits. From that perspective I can see where you are coming from. Now for the athlete side of things. Those cars average around 120 degress inside. You must have the mental ability to be able to concentrate on driving at all times and pay attention to several things at all times. You have to keep the car on the edge of traction, feel what the car is doing to improve it, watch other cars, anticipate those cars moves and where to go in a crash, as well as listen to your spotter or crew cheif. No sport out there requires as much knowledge as NASCAR. Many of the drivers now are actually engineers and all of them have great mechanical know how and are versed in most of the race car engineering theories. I always use this example when people say NASCAR isn't a sport. SI writer Pat Riley was once one of those people who talked bad about NASCAR. Until he went to do the Richard Petty driving experience. He said it was the hardest and most athletic thing he'd ever experienced. Those cars in the turns are turning 3 G's, thats 3 times your weight\! Your muslces are all tensed just trying to hold onto the steering wheel. Everything in the car is hard in order for you to be able to feel every move the car makes and ever sound, smell, or noise it creates. Riley went onto say that he believes NASCAR drivers are every bit as good as athletes as bikers if not better due to their ability to withstand heat that the average person could not stand for over 4 hours. CNN went on to do a report that found Carl Edwards averaged 10 pounds of weith loss in a race throughout the 2004 season and the report went onto say that "NASCAR drivers are the most fit athletes when it comes to withstanding extreme conditions." They also found that the drivers had "an unordinary mental capacity and ability to process many things all at once and instantly make a decision." That explains why most drivers are control freaks. Keep in mind this isn't your average Saturday night short track racer. Many of those guys don't feature these things. But the ones that make it to the top in NASCAR NExtel Cup racing are found to be very unordinary.

Tony Stewart is the only overweight NASCAR driver.

Author: Secret, though you might know me http://nascar.urbanup.com/2446209
85. (nascar) (57↑, 71↓)
"non athletic sport centered around rednecks"

nascar sucks dick u stupid nigs

86. (Nascar) (0↑, 15↓)
Niggers aint supposed care about racing

Hey Leroy , why them crackahs wasting gas ? Nascar crackahs be whack \! Let's go to the trailer park and take some womens

87. (nascar) (17↑, 32↓)
congratulations everyone\! you can stereotype\! anyway, this sport does take skill. if you think its easy then try going 200 mph in close proximity with 42 other cars where 1 mistake will cause a huge wreck. not only that, you have to go in the turns at the right angle and right speed. besides, at watkins glen and infineon they turn right. so before you bash shit read a fucking book. one more thing, this "redneck inbred" thing, inbreeding is fucking ILLEGAL and i have never heard of a "redneck" who was australian or colombian or even italian. have you? didn't think so. so for fuck's sake stop stereotyping. how would you like it if i said that F1 was for gay french people? wouldn't like it too much now would you?

NASCAR does take skill so go ahead and try if you think its so easy.

88. (nascar) (73↑, 89↓)
The greastest form of motorsort in the world. Features real drivers with actual talent who drive cars without traction control, stability control or ABS. Popularized by drivers such as Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt Jr., and the late NASCAR legend, Dale Earnhardt. NASCAR is looked down upon by fans of other motorsport (such as F1) for not being "sophisticated" enogh. Look, in nascar, its driver against driver, not car against car. And the pole sitter is hardley ever guarenteed the win, unlike in F1 where whoevers on the pole ALWAYS wins.

NASCAR is the 2nd biggest sport in the USA, second only to the NFL.

Author: 3earnhardtforever3 http://nascar.urbanup.com/2554624
89. (NASCAR) (13↑, 30↓)
The sport that uses TWO BALLS\! Includes some of the best minds in engineering, and incredibly tough (for the most part) MEN who are willing to risk life and limb to bring people an exciting sport.

"NASCAR is stupid." "Dude, NASCAR uses TWO balls, smart people, and tough (for the most part) men who know what they are doing.

90. (Nascar) (2↑, 19↓)
(Spanish) Verb: To race

Yo quiero Nascar en la noche...con tu madre

91. (nascar) (22↑, 39↓)
National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing

I went to the NASCAR race on sunday, and Jeff Burton beat Matt Kenseth

92. (NASCAR) (123↑, 140↓)
NASCAR is a sport in which takes real talent, you can't just go out on the track and win a race, it takes years and years of driving experience to master a stock car. Driving in a car about 115+ Degrees with very little air conditioning at 170 MPH plus the need of full concentration is very very hard to do. Some people assume that it takes no talent, that it is not athletic, and that you can win on your first try, which is absolute bull. Again, it takes real talent to drive a stock car. That is athletic. If you think that NASCAR drivers aren't athletes, you try driving at 170 MPH for 200 laps yourself.

You people must think you're smart, hardcore and rebellious for being against NASCAR. Whats the matter with you people? What about Baseball why is that considered a "sport" thats just hitting a ball and running around. Wow, so exceiting. NASCAR has action all the time with the drivers rubbing fenders, and the crashes. In Baseball you have to wait 5 minutes to see action. NASCAR should be considered a sport before Baseball. And I'm sick of people Assuming that just because someone's a NASCAR fan, that they must be a redneck. Most Hicks don't even watch NASCAR or have even heard of it, thats a bullshit crappy ass stereotype, grow the fuck up.

Author: PantherNCStateFan http://nascar.urbanup.com/1712560
93. (Nascar) (12↑, 30↓)
Nascar is an awesome bad-ass sport that aint just for rednecks. all you city slickers out there need get this through yalls thick heads: Nascar takes a TON of talent and is a very exciting sport if you actually try to like it and if you have a favorite driver to cheer on. so just shut the hell up bout Nascar. and not all rednecks are just inbred pieces of shit like yall think.

Redneck 1: Did you watch the Nascar race last night? Redneck 2: HELL YES\!\!\! best race of the year cause Tony Stewart, Kyle Busch, Jeff Gordon, and Kevin Harvick all wrecked\!\! plus Jr. won it\!\! Redneck 1: yupp mighty darn good race but i drank my last case of Budwieser... Redneck 2: that sucks...

Author: None of your DAMN business\!\! http://nascar.urbanup.com/5195627
94. (NASCAR) (107↑, 125↓)
A great sport which actually takes some talent to compete. Anyone can run down a field, but it takes a real man to hold a 3600 pound machine steady at a 40 degree banking in speeds in excess of 190 mph. Its also the only sport in which it is actually a very real possibility that you will not live to see tomorrow. There are actually a few drivers that have died in the premier series, the most popular of course Dale Earnhardt Sr., who died in a head on 180mph crash with the wall, caused by Sterling Marlin.

NASCAR is a sport, it takes talent, and it is not just a redneck white trash extravaganza.

95. (NASCAR) (13↑, 31↓)
The best sport in the world; has some of the world's most talented drivers; has some of the world's sexiest men (i.e. Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Kasey Kahne, Elliott Sadler, Dale Junior, etc.)

"But honey\!\! We can't go shopping NOW\!\!\! NASCAR is on\!\!"

96. (NASCAR) (4↑, 24↓)
A SPORT THAT MOST SAY IS TOO SIMPLE, LAME, AND BORING BUT THOSE WHO SAY THIS DON'T KNOW WHY NASCAR FANS LIKE IT SO MUCH. SIMPLE, LAME?? NOT SO MUCH

THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE OF AMERICA DO NOT LIKE THE SPORT OF NASCAR DUE TO ENERGY WASTE.

97. (Nascar) (27↑, 47↓)
A 500 mile race between 43 drivers on a simple oval-like track. Though at some tracks it is more than just "turn left" EX: Infineon, Watkins Glen, other Road Tracks. In other words, Simply The best thing in the world. \<--- PERIOD BITCH\!

"Every Sunday I watch Nascar\! I \<3 it"

98. (nascar) (128↑, 151↓)
Acronym for National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing. Started really with the shiners from the 20's and 30's and progressed into the large and popular sport it is today. Though the cars they race are not really stock at all, certain shapes, like hood, doors and trunk are taken from their stock counter-parts. There are many forms, such as Nextel Cup(formerly winston) Busch Grand National Craftsman Truck Series Arca Goody's Legends And God knows what else, it is a very diverse sport, great for everyone to watch and enjoy.

chevyman-Dude, If Earnhardt were back out there, he's be beatin' the shit outta Gordon.

99. (NASCAR) (143↑, 168↓)
An auto-racing sport watched by rural people, rednecks, southerners, and people from America's heartland. Their fondness for this sport causes no end of grief to [liberal] twits and [democrat] oafs, who ridicule everyone who is a NASCAR fan. This proves that there must be something good about NASCAR. If Hillary Clinton and Jesse Jackson ridicule it, it MUST be good\!

Do your patriotic duty\! Offend a liberal\! Go watch a NASCAR race\!

100. (NASCAR) (138↑, 163↓)
Unlike most on here think, NASCAR isn't just driving around in circles. These drivers have to be conditioned so that they can last 4 hours in a car that gets very, very hot. Also, NASCAR is a sport where kids can actually look up to the athletes involved. These guys don't need to take steriods to be the best in what they do. It takes real skill and hard work. It may just look like driving around in circles, but it's more than that. That car wouldn't be out there without the guys behind the scenes. All kinds of guys work their asses of to build great cars. The pit crew is also an important part of the team. You need someone to help fix your car... don't you? NASCAR is probably the best team sport out there. Everyone works together, to make sure that they have the best car going out on Sunday. In baseball, someone guy on steriods with a special bat goes up and hits a homerun. Wow... sounds like a great sport to me.

NASCAR is such a great showing of real teamwork. Bob: "I'm gonna go watch baseball because I wanna take steriods and be like them when I grow up\!"

101. (NASCAR) (160↑, 186↓)
NASCAR may not seem like a sport to some. But by many, its a way of life. Spend your days reapairing, adding, and removing parts needed or not, practicing at the track, sitting still for up to 5-6 hours and not being able to get out unless rain delay or serious matters occur, fighitng the g-forces to keep ur head from moving and your arms and legs stiff so you don't swerve, trying to go around a turn 3 wide in those conditions. It's just like a thing that a lot of people do, hot-rodding. In sort-of speak. We're not saying we are the best people in the world. But NASCAR has its advantages. Take hockey... the advantages are fights. Here its crashes (just as long as everyone is ok). NASCAR is critical. *Taken from the commercial* the average fan doesnt cry over a number, doesnt limit their wordrobe to a single color (scheme), won't sit out in the rain to watch their fav person win. If you say NASCAR isn't a sport, then why is footbal or hockey or any other sport considered a "sport". Football is taking a ball up and down a field. Hockey is taking the puck up and down the rink. They both have goals, so does NASCAR. We are proud no matter who says shit.

Every sport can be put in simple terms, not just NASCAR.

102. (nascar) (124↑, 150↓)
ummm actually they are athletes. they have physical training and stuff to make them be able to take shoving the wheel left (and right if they're spinning out or on a road course or spinning out ON a road course). also, try sitting PERFECTLY still for 4 hours or not getting whiplash. these guys are in shape. Mike Waltrip runs 3 miles a day. others work out. it's also a team sport. do they get out and change their own tires??? NO. pit crew. people that build their cars. all kinds of teamwork, driver is just the most glamorous position on the team. and rednecks??? Kurt Busch is from Las Vegas. Tony Stewart (the best of all) is from Indy. there are tracks in CA (2), NV, NH, NY, KS, AZ, PA, MI, and other non-southeast-redneck states. most motorcycles can't go 210MPH on talladega like Bill Elliot did... they could only do maybe 150 AND scrape off a kickstand. and you say "circles". no "Ovals (rockingham)", "tri-ovals (talladega, daytona)", "d-shaped ovals (michigan)", "quad-ovals (atlanta)", "egg-shaped ovals (darlington)" and "triangles (pocono)". Indy is really a rectangle, but it's called an oval. now for the Hypocrites... ok so FAST CARS are cool. STICK SHIFTS are cool. WINNING is cool. DRAG RACING (straight line... MORE boring than "Circles") is cool. but NASCAR isn't? ok maybe there are too many ads on wheels, but you can't honestly deny that these guys are good. YOU try it... see how long YOU last. just any old car won't hold up... the specialized cars sometimes can't cut it. like when they get loose and spin out. or like when the engine dies. or when the car just plain SUCKS (like Dale JR. \@ Las Vegas, Spring 2004) actually WATCH a race and find out what really goes on under the hood and all around before you go "rednecks" or "pussies". i suggest Talladega or Martinsville if you even read this far.

DUDE DID U SEE THAT\!\!\! Tony Stewart just won the 2002 NASCAR Winston Cup Championship\!\!\! GO TONY\!\!\!.... and he's 2nd right now in 2004 (as of Golden Corral 500)

103. (Nascar) (13↑, 40↓)
To receive oral sex while watching a televised sporting event.

"Yeah that dude totally got Nascarred the other day by his girlfriend\!"

104. (nascar) (77↑, 104↓)
the best racing series in the world.

no other series races three wide 10 rows deep for 180 laps ferrari does not race in nascar. this is to the anynomus retard who said "i own a fucking nascar"he thinks nascar is a car and thinks a ferrari is to. get out of your cave and watch some tv. you probably have a pontiac fiero not a ferrari.

105. (NASCAR) (40↑, 68↓)
Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past

Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today. Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.

106. (NASCAR) (49↑, 77↓)
Noise Action Sixpack Cooler Asphalt Rubber The greatest sport of them all, which runs races on short tracks, intermediate ovals, superspeedways, and road courses, which means that the venues where it is held have more variety then the venues where NFL games are held. For some reason, this sport pisses off liberals, who are too busy watching alternative homoerotic musicals or whatever they do for fun to appreciate how awesome NASCAR really is. NASCAR is well organized, and sanctions events on national, regional, and local levels. You can also bring your own beer and food to the races, so you don't have to eat crappy overpriced concessions or pay more for one beer than an entire sixpack.

Do you watch NASCAR? Damn Straight\!

Author: population361 http://nascar.urbanup.com/1440596
107. (NASCAR) (64↑, 93↓)
For all of you that think NASCAR isn't a sport, try sitting around in a non-air conditioned car (which has temperatures that exceed 100 degrees) wearing a leather suit and driving around for hours upon hours. And try taking left turns at about 140-170 mph without crashing. Call me a redneck if you like, but I damn sure love the [SPORT] of NASCAR.

NASCAR is damn good entertainment.

108. (NASCAR) (91↑, 120↓)
NASCAR is the Greatest Form of Auto Racing. F1 is a NON-Competitive sport. I only saw Schumacher win 99.9% of all formula 1 races. NASCAR's Nextel Cup series has the most loyal fans and outnumbers the amount of Formula 1 races 36 to 19. The NASCAR Busch Series runs 34 races. The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series has 24 races. The NASCAR Wheelen Modified Series has 19 races. NASCAR has the most loyal fans, who are loyal to the sponsors of NASCAR. NASCAR is also looking to build a speedway in the New York City Area. NASCAR divers like to show up to greet their fans, not only at the NASCAR tracks, but at local tracks, they even race in some events to give the fans a look at their skills. NASCAR has alot of superstars, Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt Jr are NASCAR's most popular drivers. Jeff Gordon won 4 NASCAR Cup Championships. Dale Earnhardt Jr won the 2004 Daytona 500. Jeff Gordon became the first NASCAR driver to host Saturday Night Live in 2002.

The \#24 Dupont Chevy Monte Carlo beat the Wangs Rice Shop Honda

109. (NASCAR) (87↑, 118↓)
The people who vote these bad definitions up are just proving thereselves immature. Don't just vote NASCAR fan's definitions down unless you read the whole thing. NASCAR IS and always will be a sport no matter what people say. It's great action and it's worth watching. It has tickets and fans, so saying NASCAR isn't a "sport" would be like saying the same for the NFL. Companies and People also make big money off of NASCAR like Fantasy Racing, Diecasts cars, Hats and Jackets with their favorite driver's Logo's and Numbers on it and such.

NASCAR now is the 2nd most popular sport in America.

110. (NASCAR) (108↑, 140↓)
The best sport consisting of racing on every level with Nextel Cup as the premiere division, Busch Grandnational Series and Craftsman Truck Series are also the premiere series of NASCAR. NASCAR Touring Series are the Featherlite Modifieds Division, Busch North, Winston West, Kodak Southeast Series, Raybestos Northwest Series, and Goody's Dash Series. NASCAR also owns the NASCAR Weekly Racing Series presented by Dodge which is hosted at hundreds of racetracks each year.

NASCAR is longer and more exciting than Drag Racing

111. (NASCAR) (48↑, 82↓)
1. NASCAR is the most competitive racing series in the world, because all the cars are speced the same and the points are kept extremely tight. The championship is normally between at least 3 people going into the last race. 2. A great sport to fill the time between football seasons. 3. A reason to drink on sunday.

3 Guys watching NASCAR Guy 1: Whose leading? Guy 2: Who cares if it isn't Dale Jr or Jeff Gordon. Guy 3: Give me another beer\!

112. (nascar) (23↑, 58↓)
NASCAR:gNarly Awesome Speed and Competetion when Cars Are Racing

anti NASCAR heckler:NASCAR is fuckin lame man dumb ass redneck sport where jackasses get paid too much to drive around in circles for 3 1/2 hours, it's not a sport neither "NFL" "MLB" "NHL" THOSE are sports me to anti NASCAR heckler:(i kick him very swiftly in the nut's) "DOES IT SUCK NOW ASSHOLE\!?\!?"

113. (NASCAR) (27↑, 62↓)
National Association of Stock Car Racing. Is it a sport? Read this article from NASCAR.com and make your own conclusion:

By MARTY SMITH / March 9, 2006 --------------------------------- NASCAR spokesman Jim Hunter, a vibrant 60-something known well for donning sweater vests and blazing Salem Lights, moseyed into his Daytona Beach office one morning last month and noticed a peculiar picture tacked to the wall opposite his desk. His head was positioned atop a sinewy frame of shredded muscle. "It was great, but I've never even dreamed of having a body like that\!" Hunter howled. "But it's nice of Carl to work so hard for my benefit." Carl, as in Edwards. If you're a NASCAR fan and have so much as a faint pulse, you've seen Edwards' ridiculous physique on the cover of ESPN The Magazine. Dude is ripped. Quite honestly, this very column is Edwards' biggest fear. He chuckled when I called to bust his chops about the David impression. But he also requested I express his concern that the photograph would be viewed as shameless self-promotion. He wants it to speak for itself, just hopes it doesn't say, "Hey, look at me." It wasn't done out of haughtiness or pompousness. That wasn't the intention at all. "Knowing Carl, as laid back as he is -- he just doesn't [care], so it wasn't meant to be [cocky]. Not at all," said Jimmie Johnson, who works out with Edwards on occasion. "It wasn't meant to be any sort of statement. "But honestly, I hope it has that effect. He's into training. That's him. That's his dedication. I respect him a lot for that. He's a little naïve if he thinks, 'Don't look at me,' though. If you have a body like that, rock it, man." Edwards arrived at the photo shoot fresh from a morning workout, unaware he'd be asked to disrobe. The presumption was the typical fire-suit garb; long underwear at the very least. ESPN had other intentions. "They were like, nope, we want to really show you're in shape," Edwards said, "so I took my shirt off. A girl sprayed some stuff on me, it wasn't much. Then they just said they wanted something athletic. So that was my athletic pose, I guess." Ten shutter snaps later he was done. Initially Edwards was apprehensive, but upon further thought decided his reasoning was weak. "The only reason I wouldn't do it, is it's not common, and that's not a good reason," he said. "It was pretty cool actually. The guys in the shop were giving me trouble, but it wasn't too embarrassing. "I hardly ever wear a shirt in the summertime, anyway. That's just how I roll." Edwards admits he's signed a fair amount of magazines, but claims there hasn't been much reaction. I beg to differ. There must be 10 copies of that magazine floating around my gym. The soccer moms are ga-ga. My gym is full of NASCAR fans. I answer several questions on a daily basis. I never thought I'd answer more questions about a shirtless man than one accused of cheating. Then it happened. Moving along ... "Everyone's been really cool about it," Edwards said. "Casey Mears told me he thought it was cool because he gets tired of telling people drivers are athletes. That's cool." That raises the question. Does Edwards' appearance help answer a question long thought unanswerable? Are drivers athletes? Carolina Panthers defensive end Mike Rucker hasn't seen the ESPN cover, says he doesn't need to. "No doubt, man. Hands down NASCAR drivers are athletes," Rucker said. "In football, being athletic, running and jumping, people see that. People don't see what they go through in that car. "I know a few drivers, and all of them have trainers and work out for endurance and strength. There's no question about their athleticism." "Carl's the extreme of the sport for someone that's in shape," Casey Mears said. "I don't think being that in shape is absolutely necessary, as chiseled as he is. But it sends a great message that a good 75 or 80 percent of the field works really hard to stay in shape." Who knew NASCAR drivers were so devoted to personal health? That's not stereotypical NASCAR. That's not Busch Light and Junior Johnson pork rinds. Sure, we've heard Mark Martin is a workout buff, and that drivers are paying closer attention to the importance of a healthy lifestyle, but Edwards looks like a free safety. "He's a freak," Mears said. "I tell him he's Hulk Hogan." "Carl should be proud of that," Hunter said. "He's in shape, works out, and if Carl Edwards isn't proof that NASCAR drivers are athletes I don't know what is. "His picture on the cover of ESPN The Magazine is a great example of the times changing. Carl Edwards is the driver of today and the driver of tomorrow. He is where we're going, and is setting a pretty high bar." Johnson agrees Edwards is the poster boy for NASCAR's newfound nutrition, but says he is by no means a trendsetter. "From the moment I've been in Cup, in the last five to eight years, the physical aspect is very important," Johnson said. "Look at Bobby Labonte. Look at DJ. Those guys are always in the gym. There's a lot of people that understand how important it is to stay in shape. Carl's just yolked up." Edwards' inspiration can be found just across the Roush Racing campus. "Mark Martin is the first guy that inspired me to work out," he said. "I watched this [show] about how Mark works out, I was like 15 years old or something, and thought, 'Man, I can do that to be a little better.' "I thought I was in shape, but Mark Martin, at the gym the other day, he was telling me about his ab workout. That dude showed me his abs and I was like, 'There is no way I'll ever have abs like that.' He's made for that cover. "You don't have to work out to be a race-car driver, but I think it helps me. These drivers are some of the toughest dudes there are. No matter how much they go to the gym they're as tough as there is." Tony Stewart is a prime example. He's the best driver NASCAR has to offer. He is not a workout buff. He tried; spent thousands of dollars on exercise equipment late last season with the intention of coming back this year in tip-top shape. Knowing this, Hunter just had to get a jab in on his old buddy. "Seeing Carl's picture on that magazine should make Tony want to use that equipment he bought," Hunter said, again laughing heartily. "There's some people that don't look after their health and are still real fast, but being healthy and in shape, not only helps you with endurance and strength, but also if you get in a bad accident your body can handle the impact better," Mears said. "Staying in shape and working out isn't something a race-car [driver] has to do, and [Edwards'] cover sends a great message for all of us." And that message is neither pompous nor conceited.

114. (nascar) (48↑, 84↓)
its a sport that requires a great amount of skill behond most half-wits comprehension.

Did you know in Nascar going through a corner at 130 MPH with 20º of banking would cause around 3 G's. Thats 3 times your own weight. Do that for a few laps you will be breathing rather heavily for the Average Fat ass joe. Do that for 3 or 4 hours you will passing out. Comparing driving your car on the street to racing a car at 200MPH is the most idiotic thing to say. Makes you look like a half-wit with maybe less then half a brain. Now you want to Talk about F1 thats even worse. 4.5G's cornering at times and 99.9% of the time there is no breathing whatsoever during braking and cornering. They hold their breath during this time. and breath on the straights.

115. (nascar) (77↑, 115↓)
a very misunterstood type of racing that is usually criticized by fans of other types of racing or people that are just too damn lazy to sit down and WATCH a race (if you like other types of racing, you will be hooked afterwards, believe me). idiot [trailer trash] [rednecks] have given this thrilling form of racing a very very bad image. Nascar originated in the south and east but has grown extensively to the West. most modern day NASCAR drivers are not what you would call "rednecks" Judging from most of these definitions, people need to get the facts straight about the whole purpose of Nascar. no, its NOT an "excuse for a bunch of cousin fuckin inbreds to expose their beer bellies and drink booze". and YES, it does take alot of talent to fight a 800 horsepower, 4 gear manual 10,000 RPM rear wheel drive stock car, finding traction with NO driver-forgiving computers (such as ABS or Traction control), through the corners fighting the bumps and wake turbulence of other drivers that are within 1 inch, going 4 wide at 200 mph. Nascar is all about close, white knuckle racing. To the oval racing haters, it looks too easy. Nascar IS real racing. Road racing such as F1 is all about the driving. F1 drivers and NASCAR drivers have an equal amount of talent. But I have nothing against F1, as they can manufacture some of the fastest cars known on earth, but they must whore them out with driver forgiving aids. consider this also. when they do races on road courses (Watkins Glen and Infineon) they have NO absolutely NO driver aids\! they have to be twice as careful with the brakes, not to lock them up, and have to fight the rear end from giving out on the corners with no traction control devices. and no they do NOT drive "30 mph" like that [idiot] said. They do very very well throughout the course and do not crash. and since nascar is all about passing and racing close, they pass quite often. Nascar is, and will never be understood or appreciated by non-fans. it is too stereotyped. if you are a fan of racing in general, do yourself a favor and watch a Talladega race sitting in the front row. you'll think twice.

If F1 raced on ovals such as Talladega superspeedway, and removed the driver aids, that would be funner than Nascar to watch. 43 cars doing 250+ MPH down the straights, 6 wide, inches apart, would be a thrill. On the other hand, it will then be criticized by idiots for not being real racing as they just turn left constantly...

116. (nascar) (155↑, 193↓)
to the people who bash nascar id like to see you run 188 laps at talladega at 210 MPH, im sure you nascar bashers wouldnt last 1 lap. you'd flip about 10 times in the air if someone makes a mistake. you think just because you can "control" a car at 30 MPH you think you can control a stock car at 210? and i tell you, stock cars are harder to handle then normal cars and much lighter. i drove a stock car(richard petty driving experience) on a small track and nearly spun out at 50 mph. and rednecks has nothing to do with nascar. maybe it was way back in the 70's but now it's changed. people from all over the world watch nascar and its not a redneck sport. theres drivers from cali and washignton, new york, wisconsin, nevada, every where. from America to Canada to England to Mexico to Germany to Japan to Australia, you'd be shocked how many people watch nascar. even people of all races not just whites. Nascar is becoming the most popularist sport in the usa. so stop all this bullshit nascar bashing. id like to see the bashers drive for 500 laps at Bristol Motor Speedway.

just give nascar a chance, i hated nascar at one time in my life, saw a race on TV and got hooked.

Author: nascar - the best sport ever http://nascar.urbanup.com/1198723
117. (Nascar) (19↑, 58↓)
National Assioation Of Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR). A sport in America that is now the \#1 sport. Drivers Such as Tony Stewart or Dale Jr. drive for their teams at tracks such as Daytona, and Watkins Glen. (to all those nascar haters who define nascar in RACIST ways nascar isn't just a sport for white southerners.. and calling people "rednecks" is a compliment because if you look up the term "redneck" it is not what you think. And if you think that the Nascar cars are "ceral boxes or billboards" you must be watching a Nascar race from the 1960"s because the cars today are high in aredynimacs and go 190+mph. The drivers and teams are famaily and fan oriented unlike F1 or other sucky forms of racing. those drivers of those types of racing are so obssessed with theirselfs and do NOT have anything to do with the team or sport are sucky\! those drivers when they wreck they are so stupid to be outside of the car like F1 where their stupid self has their head out of the car and when they drive and wreck they come out of the car and are flying across the track hit another car and they all spin out and the car goes into a million peices and they all end up killing each other from a simple bump and their PLASTIC cars can't handle the impact so thats the end.. then you got drivers like suchmacher who leads and wins everything because he is on a team with all the money and supplies to there avantage ends up 50+ car lengths in front of the other cars and they can't even keep their cars from spinning out on pit road at 30 mph (danica patrick). Nascar has teams evenly divded and you can see rubbin which is racing at the start finish line making a exciting fisish.. ANYONE CAN HIT A BALL FLYIN AT THEM AND RUN.. ANYONE CAN CATCH A BALL AND RUN BY SOME OVERWEIGHT DUDE ON DRUGS TO A TOUCHDOWN.. ANYONE WHO IS A AFRICAN AMERICAN\!\!\! CAN PLAY BASKETBALL NO WHITE MAN CAN ITS NOT THAT WAY THEY ARE THE RASICT ONES\!\!\!\! NOT EVERYONE CAN RACE LIKE THEY THINK THOSE CARS ARE SO AVANCED THEY ARE PULLLING MULITPLE "G'S" THROUGHT THE CORNERS AS MUCH AS THE SPACE SHUTTLE LIFTING OFF THAT MAKES IT HARD TO STEER IN THE CORNERS. THE CARS CAN BE SPUN OUT BY A SIMPLE TURN THE WRONG WAY IT ISNT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS\!\!\!\!\!\!) SO IF YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING GOOD DO SOME REASEARCH AND DONT INSULT THE SOUTH AND BE RACIST\!\!\! you can go mess around with drugs and be anti social in your other sports not to mention racist in basketball you Afircan Americans can stop saying rasicst stuff about rednecks, southerners, and whites you are the ones in "your" sport and you are the ones abusing your familys anf having the goverment pay for your life and your problems so get up off your butt and get a job and quit complaing about a good sport and HARD WORKING men and his family and The WHITE people\!\!\! GET A LIFE\!\!\!\!\!\!

"hey lets go watch the NASCAR race. did you know that it is now the most popular sport in America?"

118. (NASCAR) (55↑, 94↓)
Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past

Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today. Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.

119. (nascar) (90↑, 133↓)
National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing Best sport out there w/o question. NASCAR is getting bigger and more popular every year and isn't slowing down. People say "wow left turns all day". I would like to see you take that left turn at 200 mph 2 inches off another car's bumper without crashing.

"You going to the Daytona 500 Feburary 20th 2005?" "Damn right I am"

120. (nascar) (10↑, 54↓)
Nascar is the hardest sport to do. Nascar is boring to watch.

Nascar is for people who cant turn right.

Author: yayareavaulter http://nascar.urbanup.com/2353303
121. (nascar) (110↑, 157↓)
Something niggers have yet to take over. Surprising because of their car stealing and police chase background.

There aint no niggers in NASCAR.

122. (nascar) (64↑, 117↓)
Nascar is one of the best sports ever made\! and it's not a bad thing to be a redneck\! Stupid yankees\!

Dale Jr. is very hott

123. (nascar) (74↑, 131↓)
Nascar is the Best sport in the world.It isnt for "rednecks" just so they can drive in circles.Its to show all the little pussys who think driving their honda civics over 65 mphs is racing.Dale Earnhardt Jr. is the bomb just like his father was and always will be. And to all the assholes who think Football is better and all kids in the younger age group like it better can kiss my ass.Cuz im 13 and i love Nascar and im proud to be a FAG(Fan Against Gorden).

If you think Nascar is just for overpaid "pussys" .Need to drive over 65 mph and see how much fun racing at 210 mphs is then see if you still feel the same you dumbass mother fuckers.

124. (nascar) (17↑, 75↓)
US word for what is called in the UK Touring Car Racing, only cars are much bigger and seriouly faster on the straights but don't have to go round real corners.

AJ not only raced Nascar and Indy but also raced in Europe

Author: Andy MacFadyen http://nascar.urbanup.com/460021
125. (nascar) (95↑, 157↓)
the best fucking sport ever\!\!\!\! if you don't like it, you have got to be nuts\!

Nascar is the hottest sport around\!

Author: \nascar*\nascar*\nascar*\nascar http://nascar.urbanup.com/1105746
126. (nascar) (13↑, 115↓)
Id like to see a motorcycle do zero to 100 MPH in one second like an NHRA funny car

You just dont give up do you sarcomax

Author: Cotton Hill(killed 50 men) http://nascar.urbanup.com/51984
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